AHHHH!!!

This past week or so have been extremely cra cra!! I cannot wait until this weekend already so that way I can actually sleep in until 7am...wow...that's sad. ahaha

Today I started my new position!!! OMGrapes! I love the shit out of it! It's amazing!

 

Eliana's bday was rocking! Her bday party not so much =/ She got to see her father for a few days, which is REALLY good! I'm really happy that he was able to make it this year for her, I just really hope he continues this time around! *fingers crossed!* her bday party kinda sucked some balls. Not a lot of people came, but it's all good! She had a blast anyways and that's all that matters to me =]

 

I hung out with FUCK-ME-RIGHT-NOW-HOT-WORTHY Italian guy over the weekend! AH-MAZINGGGGG!!!!! Is it possible that someone can get hotter every time you see them? If so, then Italian guy is definitely doing that. He is just a great guy. Always treating me like a queen =] He is amazeballs! I'd hit it ;] ahahaha

 

I've not had the chance to work out in the past week and a half! WTF FAT ASS?! I need to hit that gym like I would the fuck-me-right-now-hot-worthy Italian guy ASAP! ;] I've gained 2 pounds during this time & I'm blaming baby daddy for that. ahaha every time he is here we eat out A LOT! So therefore it's his fault...as always ;] Anywho, I've joined a Jillian Michaels' challenge during this month, so today is going to be day 1 of 30DS! Ready for that shit, after I stuff my face with rolled tacos & guac ;] Stuff the face is essential (that's what he said).

 

I've also been sooooo busy trying to figure out a way to get my life in order! I have everything coming my way non stop and it's pretty much annoying the fuck out of me. Therefore I'm going to bitch slap this shit and handle this cra cra life of mine!

 

Now for some awesome pics!! Of course =]

 

 

 

 

 

***ALL PHOTOS TAKEN BY YOURS TRULY!!!***

PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THESE PHOTOS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

 

 

&&& I know!!! GORGEOUS right?! =D

 

 

I'll be adding photos from her party in a few days =] I basically made EVERYTHING! with some help from baby daddy. ahaha

 

 

&&& because I HAVE/NEED to give my ass some motivation to get my ass off the couch and workout...

 

 

yup. y'all know you're guilty of this one too ;P

 

anywho have a great night! gotta get my shit together...yay...

 

E

 

 

 

 

 

Burnt out or just laziness?

So I have not worked out in 4 days. Ugh. FAIL. I know I'm a loser for not sticking with it. My schedule right now is just very crazy at the moment. From promotions at work =D, to taking TJ to the hospital for some addition testing, getting everything ready for Eliana's bday party, to preparing myself mentally for Eliana's father to come, getting ready for my mom and Eliana to have surgery next week, and just being able to sit and relax for like 2.7 seconds before I am being called elsewhere. I would say that I am in way over my head. So the time that I would have spent working out, has been turned into putting glitter on every little detail in Eliana's party, making an Eliana handbook for her father (I know this is sad, but I would feel more comfortable if he knew what to do with her in any situation), cleaning my house out so that way when surgery comes around, everything is sterilized, and trying to train my damn dog. He is a little brat right now. He thinks its ok for him to poop in my damn house! I'm about to throw his ass out! How dare he shits on my light tan carpet!

 

Anywho needless to say, I am busy and possibly too lazy to workout. I was in a determine mind set, but then got a hectic schedule for the week. So I am going to take this as a "break", and not beat myself up for it. I have to take care of my kiddos and make sure everything goes great with all the hospital visits, that is my priority right now. Once the week is up, then I am going to possibly workout 3 times a day. I've noticed some of my shirts are a bit looser, which is great! Considering I've not been losing any weight just inches =] I'm going to start back up with working out on Thursday or Friday. I really wish that someone would set up a meal plan for me and cook me the meals so that way there is no way I would get off track with eating, but that is not the case therefore I am eating EVERY thing in sight. ahaha not good for my ass...literally. Also I was thinking about juicing once again. That is a huge commitment, and I don't know if I would be able to do that, but I am REALLY looking into it. Not only would it give me a jump start, but it would be a wonderful change for my body!

Has anyone tried juicing before? Did it work out? What was the hardest part?

 

Anywho I feel as if my head is about to explode from tiredness. Sorry I'm so boring tonight, just a bit burnt out to be honest.

 

And here is a pic of my little man at the hospital today...awww poor baby =/

 

See why my head is not in the game right now? Especially having to see this =[

 

This is the part that sucks about being a single mom. Is having to face any thing of this nature alone. Sometimes I wish someone was there to hold my hand through the darkness, but as of right now all I have is my cell phone light leading the way as I stumble over EVERY SINGLE THING! (since I'm clumsy). Maybe one day I'll be holding onto someones hand...

 

Sorry my post is a bit everywhere tonight. I know it sucks balls, but yeah. This MILF will be back in a few days, ready with HOLY-GRAB-MY-BOOBS moments! =] This crazy life of mine is never boring. I make sure of that ;]

 

Having a great night!

 

E

 

Wine & Dine

So last night the FUCK-ME-RIGHT-NOW hot worthy Italian guy asked me to dinner. Of course I said "YES!" ahaha. Free food with a hot guy, I'm all over that like white on rice ;] So when we meet up he surprises me by being dressed up, and tells me that he has a surprise for me. We get in his car and takes me to this REALLY nice Italian restaurant. And I am talking REALLY REALLY nice, where the bill was easily over $150 for just two people. We sat in the "wine" room. It was amazing! We were cracking up through out the whole dinner, and we just had a REALLY fun/good time. The food at the restaurant was good, heavy on the oils and peppers, but nevertheless it was good. And the portions of food was HUGE!!! And of course I had to take a picture of the one thing that stood out to me....

 

The MEATBALL...

if you'd know me personally, you would know why this is awesome to me. ahahaha

 

anywho, so he pays for us, opens the doors for me, and just drives me around to this place I've never been to. It was amazing! And then we went back to his place and hung out with his roommates for a bit. I've meet one of his roommates before, but not the other one. It was an over all good night. When I was leaving he walked me out to my car, and opened my door for me and kissed me goodnight. Now I know some might say, why did you drive at all? Well I like to have my car when I go out, I have kiddos, so if there was an emergency, he could have driven me back to my car so I could drive like a maniac to my kids. Also if it sucked hanging out with him, then I have an escape! ahaha, but he drove us around in his car. I just parked my car at his place.

 

But back to why this is important enough to be featured on my blog. I don't think I've ever had a date? (I don't know if it was a date or not, considering we've gone to dinner like 6 times already) quite like this last one. Where we both dress up a bit, go to a REALLY nice place, and just have a good time with each other. I've gone on dates with my ex's but not to this extent. It makes me think, is this what I've been worth this whole time, and not just a slice of pizza and movie. Not saying that pizza is a bad thing, because let's face it, where they sell pizza they sell alcohol =D And I love good pizza and WINGS!!! yum! But seriously, am I worthy of getting dressed up and going to nice places, and just being shown places all around town. And the answer is Yes, yes I am. I've had my fair share of shitty ex's, cheating ex's, lying ex's, and just plain ol' douches (hence why I'm single & my kids don't have their father's in their lives). So yes, I do finally deserve to be treated like this.

 

Now I'm not saying he and I are together (I don't really like to put labels on things, I have a somewhat fear of commitment), but right now he and I are just going out to dinner and having fun. =] Plus since we've started going out to dinner, it just keeps getting fancier and fancier...So I guess you can say he is wining and dining me ahaha that sounds funny.

 

My bestie thinks we're "dating", but I don't see it. Whatev. We'll see where things go. I mean he has a lot of things I'm looking for as a potential bf, but who knows where things will go. All I know is I'm being treated quite nicely =] And every girl deserves to be treated like so!

 

Have a wonderful weekend!

 

E

Time to get off my fat lard ass...

&&& get it in the gym for two-a-days. Shit, I've gained back the pound that took me weeks to get off. WTF?! I knew my scale was a cunt, but now she is a low blow bitch(that's what he said). How dare she use that pound to control me in an unwanted and non sexual way. Like I said, bitch. So my plan? Jillian Michaels - 30 day shred (Bring it bitch! I'm ready for this shit!) & C25K, everyday, twice a day. This body is going to be a MILFs body whether it wants to or not. And I'm going to get it. I have to look FUCK-ME-RIGHT-NOW hot for when I'm in Vegas. Hey, I'm single and I have needs ok? Also I've been lacking in the motivation department, not good. I've been pigging out non stop for the past 3 damn days. You've thought I've learned food gets me fat just by looking at that shit, imagine what happens when I actually eat it, not shit but food. That would be gross. I've started 30DS yesterday, and my fucking thunder thighs hurt like hell. Damn you squats for being the REAL effective way of giving me the ass I deserve! If only I liked you, therefore I would have a great booty! And don't even get me started on those damn forward lunge!

 

My lame attempt of a forward lunge during 30DS.

Sorry so blurry, but it's the clearest one that way taken.

 

I really need to pump it up, and no, not by fist pumping unfortunately, by getting my ass off the couch and not using the whole WELL-I'M-LIFTING-MY-FINGER-BY-CHANGING-THE-CHANNEL excuse. Just that, it's an excuse.

 

So now it's on like Donkey Kong!! I'm going to hit the treadmill running, literally.

 

And because I need motivation...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sadly I think I relate to motivation pic #2 the most. I just get it. ahaha

Pics from PINTEREST, of course;]

 

 

Well let's hope I find some more motivation, or others push me up while I'm not in my A game mind set.

 

Talk you later, my one reader...that's what I call commitment...ahaha how sad.

 

E

 

 

 

 



Comparison pics!!!

So I was going through my photos and found some pics from a few months ago. They have already been posted on the blog, but I'm still going to use them, because apparently I don't pose in the mirror in gym clothes taking comparison pics all the time. ugh loser. I know!

 

Sooo here we go!

 

Front view...blah.

 

Compared to now =]

You can see I am smaller =] YES!!!

 

 

 Side view...blah blah...

 

 

And now =]

You CAN REALLY see the difference in this pic!!! Yay!!! I am losing my baby less gut. I'm NOT where I want to be, but I am closer than I thought.

 

 

 

 

&&& 2 more pics =]

 

 

So right now I am soooo proud of how far I've come and I didn't even know it!!! =]

 

Post workout pic!!

 

&&& just because this sums it up ;]

got this from PINTEREST of course!!! ;P

Well just thought you guys wanted an update ahaha

Night.

E

Weigh-In...somewhat

Friday was suppose to be my weigh in day, of course that didn't happen. However I did check on Saturday and I finally lost 1.8 pounds! YES!!! Took a few weeks for that damn stubborn bitch pound to finally get off my body, but I did also lost a few inches as well. I lost 1.5 inches off my waist, 2.5 inches off my hips (thank baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt for this, never thought my hips could get smaller!), 0.5 off my thighs (bitch), and 0.5 off my arms (cunt). So I am happy with some of my measurements, not all of them. I am really trying to stay motivated, and work out EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. even though I am working out everyday I still am not feeling motivated very much.

                                               I want to look like THIS already, damn it!

Got this pic from HERE

 

 

NOT THIS!!!

 

(Whale-shark, for those who do not watch animal planet or discovery...losers)

 

Sadly that's what I look like when I eat too. Seriously.

 

I've notice I feel great after my workouts so that's good =] Even though I do feel like fainting, puking, and down right want to rob a bank so I can just get surgery to get my MILF body that I want sooo damn bad.

 

I've notice a bit of a change in my body. I really want to do comparison shots, but this is all I have right now. Now it's time to be judgemental and analyze my photos, you skinny bitches.

 

Sorry so far away, was trying to get a full body shot, obviously that didn't happen.

 

 

My face is looking thinner, well at least I think so, but who knows.

 

 

 

And just to make myself feel better, and to show y'all I don't look like a hot mess everywhere I go.

 

Here is the proof, that I actually know how to dress well, in my opinion anyways.

 

 

Well enough about me and pictures of my whale self, I have a few updates regarding the kiddos aka little shits.

 

Eliana got her first progress report!!! And this mama is PROUD!!!!!

Not only did she get A+'s for EVERYTHING!!! Yes A+++++++'s! But her teacher also told me that Eliana is one of the BRIGHTEST students in her class! How flipping ROCK-YOUR-FACE awesome is that shit?! And right now I feel great because I had something to do with that. I push my daughter to achieve anything but ordinary. I am consistently doing flashcards with her, reading, vocabulary, and anything else I can do to push her academic career to the max! PRINCETON here comes Eliana!!! She choosed that college because she said "that's where all the princesses go". Which I am all for! Another proud moment is the fact that my daughter is the youngest of her class, she is 5 years old about to turn 6 in the first grade. How rocking is that? Now I know people will say stuff because I'm already talking about college with my daughter, but the thing is I want to make sure she has EVERY opportunity open to her, nor do I want her to follow in my footsteps and believe a guy in high school truly "loves" her and end up knocked up and raising a child by herself. Remember she is part mexican, so it can happen ;] ahaha

 

&&& just because she is gorgeous

 

look how cute Rocco is too!!! =]

 

 

And as for my little man, he is actually becoming quite the comedian!! He keeps telling me how much he "loves the ladies"...great...and he loves to do tons of silly stuff! It's so cute! He is the funnier one between the two, so Eliana does try to copy him when he does something funny. It's soooo stinking cute! I should videotape them one day and post it on here to show you. He is also going through the whole if-you-yell-at-me-to-do-something-after-telling-me-24-times-to-do-it-than-I'm-NOT-YOUR-BABY-ANYMORE! stage. Let me just tell you how fun that is. ...........It's NOT!

So one day I told him that was fine, that I would just buy a new TJ at the store. His face - PRICELESS!

He got so sad, he was like "I be nice now" ahahaha awwww =]

 

&&& just because he is abnormally cute for a little man

 

I know he is not looking at the camera but it's hard to get him to stay still for one damn second so I can get a decent pic, but I did manage to find a beanerfide pic of him!!!

 

 

I know!! TOO DAMN HANDSOME FOR HIS OWN GOOD!

 

&&& because they are just my kiddos and they look amazingly cute in this pic...

 

 

well since it is 3am and I've posted enough pics for the week, I'm going to crash, or workout, or watch tv until I crash. Who knows.

 

Have a great night/morning!

 

E

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Becoming a MILF...

Is hard. Not only do you have to work your ass to get a nice ass, but you have to be sexy all the damn time. What if I want to wear pjs to walmart like everyone else in this population?! I mean I am just picking up a gallon of milk! Jeez. Can't catch a break. Anywho, MILF status is hard. Yes you can have a nice face, but what about everything else?! I mean, turn on those damn lights when it's time to shake and bake baby! A pretty face can only go so far. I'm not trying to be mean whatsoever, but I am trying to be realistic. It's a sad judgemental world, and yes I am VERY judgemental...of myself. I can't go past a mirror without picking what I should "focus" on during my workouts, what I would change once I marry Ryan Gosling, or a plastic surgeon. Like I said sad. Now before you judge me, NO, I do not mention any of this to my daughter. I do however incorporate her in some of my workouts. Such as yoga, swimming, running with the dog, etc, because I want her to grow up knowing what a healthy lifestyle is. That is REALLY important to me, for her to learn. =]

So basically I am determine to be a damn MILF, even if I look like a dying whale after each of my workouts. I want to be really fit by my bday, because this (future) hot MILF will be in Vegas to celebrate my 21st bday...again. ahaha ;]

So yesterday I ran 2.5 miles!!! It was amazing! Normally I only run about 2 miles or less but I don't know what came over me. I pushed myself to get to 2.5, I wanted to see the 2.5, I NEEDED to see 2.5, to show myself I have approved, that I am capable of achieving simple goals that stand for sooo much more. Once I stopped running I was dizzy as hell, felt like I was going to pass out, breathing like a fat piece of lard watching porn, and sweating like a whore in confession, but damn did I feel great about that run! I know it's not a big deal to people who run like 13 miles for "fun", but it's a big deal to me considering just 3 weeks ago, I couldn't even run a mile without stopping 53 times, so this is a huge milestone for me! After the run, I went home, got my daughter and I dressed to go swimming, and had a great workout in the pool for 45 mins. So yes today I felt the soreness and it's AH-MAZING!!

I seriously cannot wait until my workout tonight. I don't know if I'll do 2.5 miles today or more, we shall see, but all I know is that I am working my ass off to get a nice ass to be a MILF!

Before the epic workout.



 

After the epic workout.

 

 

Like I said, sweating like a whore in confession. Just look how nappy my hair got! ahahaha it's like I'm a cha-cha-chia pet or something.

 

Also I found a great moto for my epic workout last night!

 

 

One hot MILF right there. Hello future MILF body! I would prefer to be more toned though, but I WILL GET THERE!

 

Well later skinny bitches, unfortunately I have to work for a hot body.

 

E