Jack & Holly's Finish the sentence Linkup



1. If calories didn't count, I would eat...like the TRUE O-BEAST that lives inside of my bottomless pit of a stomach.

2. On my Prom night...I didn't get preggo!!! I was ALREADY preggo...lame...and it wasn't even MY prom night, it was the baby daddy's prom night.

3. When I go to the store, I always buy...the most random stuff. While in WalMart, I bought a watch, that I WON'T wear, a tank top that I already have, an ice cream cone, a cup, oh and tongs...NOT THONGS, but tongs...Don't ask me why...I don't know myself...

4. Family functions typically...only happen at funerals...if your even invited. Sad but true. My family is CRA CRA && STUBBORN as hell.

5. I think my blog readers...are awesome! Thank you for putting up with my CRA CRA shit. ;)

6. I'd much rather be...a filthy rich housewife with fake giant boobs with the pool boy fanning me...what?! A girl can dream!

7. I have an obsession with...PINTEREST, Kate Middleton, Paris, and FOOD!!!! Hence the fat ass that waves back!

8. My work friends... think I am one CRA CRA Whician (that is white and mexican blended together...your welcome). I do what I want, and whenever I please.

9. When I created my Facebook account... I actually had my bestie set it up for me. Ain't nobody got time fo' that!!!

10. My least favorite word is... Rural...Who the F can even say that without their damn lips liking all messed up?!

11. I really don't remember...what the F I did yesterday...I have a HORRIBLE memory nowadays.

12. Justin Bieber...needs to stop acting like a lil gangster. He is white and he is 12. STOP.

So everyone go to Where we can live like Jack & Sally and LINK UP!!!

I might be posting more today, so who knows!!! Follow me, and you'll find out.

Have a great day!!!

What What What What...What What What....

What's Up skinny bitches!!

Ahhh!!

I've been MIA, and I had this shit scheduled in my calendar!

WTF?!

Anywho, I just been wanting to say out of the "public eye" for a little bit.

By "public eye" I mean the nosey ass people who find me somewhat interesting...hello 7 readers ;P

So I am getting close to 65 posts, so I am thinking of doing a giveaway. Anyone have any ideas what it should be too?

Workout stuff? Food? Ideas please!!!

So I AM GOING TO WORKOUT!!!

I NEED TO WORKOUT!!

I HAVE TO WORKOUT!!

I have about a month before I go to CA and meet my future husband!

This fatty needs to become a skinny.

And how am I going to do so you ask?!

By chugging...

Jamba Juice. You f'ing pervs...

And with Latina Party in a BOX!!!

WHOOP WHOOP!!

ahaha

lame.

And is it just me or does the "free" hand weights look like dildos?

And the girls on the back of the box are having a party with them!!!

Yeah!!

That's my kind of party, can't wait to whip out these pink hand weights/dildos!!

Anywho bitches, I have to go back to working hard or hardly working at work.

Love y'all!

WTF did I get myself into?!?!

Ok so I've already told y'all I planned my wisdom teeth (all 4 btw) to be removed on Thursday after work.

Now let me just say this in the easiest way...

THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS.

I've given birth to 2 healthy babies, and the teeth removal hurt more than fucking labor.

I was not planning on that.

If I would have known how much pain I would be in I would have had them knock me the fuck out with some happy gas!

And of course I have pics of how hideous I look while recovering. Blah.

I finally had a "full" meal today for the first time since Thursday.

I had eggs and extremely soft potatoes for breakfast this morning.

After I was done eating, my head hurt soooo back from all the chewing (that's what he said).

So I had Jamba Juice for lunch today.

And I have a yogurt for later.

Awesome.

As for the recovery time, I got to sleep, sleep, and sleep.

Let me just say, it was FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Also I lost 5 pounds from not being able to chew, and had nothing but mushy food.

As for work.

Ugh I am annoyed by everything that changed with me being off for a day...

So now their moving around positions, which I have work extremely hard to get to begin with.

Also now I come in at 6am...

So now I have to wake up between 3:30-4am....

If you know me personally, you know I am NOT A MORNING PERSON.

My team here at work were like, how did you get here early this morning.

I wish I could say that it's because I'm a badass, but I think it was from catching up on some zzzz's over the weekend. Now tomorrow is another story.

Well my lunch break is almost over so I have to start wrapping this up (that's what he said).

I had my fave guy from Yuma, AZ come visit me over the weekend.

He totally surprised me!!

He has been one of my BFFs for almost 6 years now.

It was REALLY great to see him, and it was extremely nice of him to come and check on me while I was feeling like crap.

Well it's time to go!!

Random pic time!

Love ya!

Pity Party for 1 Please.

So.

I have been MIA.

All alone (wishful thinking).

Trying to get my head on straight.

Right now is tough.

Too many things going on in my life, and I truly NEED/HAVE to slooooooowww down.

Working 2 jobs with 2 kids, taking care of my mom, and getting fat is tough! OK?!

I just need a break ASAP!!!

So I figured out how to take a break.

I scheduled to have my wisdom teeth taken out on Thursday, and took off Friday and Saturday from work.

AWESOME FUCKING IDEA huh?!

Um not. But this is the only thing I can do to get multiple days off in a row.

Given I've been working 7 days a week for the past 4 months.

This bitch about to blow her mind...Thats' what he said ;)

So I'm stocking up on movies and soup for the weekend.

And hoping to Baby Jesus in a Tuxedo shirt that I lose weight from that shit.

Also I am going to have Friday as my day off from people. My kiddos will be at school all day!

I'll have about 9 hours allllllll to myself and that my skinny bitches sounds like a perfect amount of time for a nap :D

Also I've started my diet AGAIN...

Check myfitnesspal app ;)

I got a massage on Saturday, which was amazing until she said something that my doc thinks I have...

Fibro...

I am really scared that I have that.

Granted I know many who have this condition, but not as young as I.

Hopefully I'll know for sure soon.

It's just in talks right now...not going to worry about it until I get a YES.

Well bitches I'm done with this pity party of 1, I'm ready to rock out with my guac out!

Chips & guac that is! Jeez you filthy horny bastards! ;O ahaha

I have to go back to work. blah.

Adios.