Pear shaped mama: RANDOM POST!!!

So last time I checked in I told you divas about the squat challenge I am currently doing.

I've been doing fairly well with it until this past weekend, when my body decided to kill itself from the inside out.

There was puke EVERYWHERE.

I hate the summers here in AZ.

I get really sick from all the dust and dryness that happens during this time of year.

So I was having a hard time breathing which meant I could hardly eat and I lost 3 pounds, wish it was more, but this fat girl will take what she can get.

Also anything I did eat came up as green acidy looking stuff.

I know I know. TMI, but when your a mom, none of that shit grosses you out anymore.

Well at least for me.

So I was soooo weak that I couldn't even get up.

So I was a LAZY ASS BUM for the weekend.

I even took a 6 hour nap...

UGH...SAY WHAT?!

I have sleeping issues. Like MAJOR sleeping issues, to the point where my doc tells me to take sleeping pills and quite a few of them to try to stay asleep for the 5-6 hours of sleep I get per day.

I REALLY need to do a sleep study but ain't no one got time fo' that!

Also I didn't work at my 2nd job this past weekend.

Which was the best gift I could receive. :D

I HATE MY 2ND JOB WITH MY ENTIRE BEING!!

So I didn't go into work there, and it made me happy!!! :)

So by Sunday I was feeling a bit better, thank baby Jesus!

I did some laundry and started going through toys, because it's unnatural on how many toys my children hoard. They are hoarders just like their mama. It's just it's not the TLC Hoarders level. OH HELL TO THE NO.

I have to start going through things because come September, our lease is up, and it's still hot as hell outside so I will not be moving extra boxes for no good reason. Now if I were able to hire firefighters between the ages 21-29 who prefer to work shirtless and have a washboard for abs, then I would have about 1,000 boxes to move, that way I could sit back with a Mike's Hard Lemonade in hand and enjoy my amazing view. But that shit ain't happening, so I have to have as little as possible.

As many times as I have moved, I never had anyone help me move.

I move all my furniture by myself.

And yes, eventually there is a lot of broken shit from it, but I don't care. It is what it is.

So back to me getting better, so since I couldn't stand or anything for about 3 days, and the last time I did squats I did 90 of them. Last night I got my ass up and push out 120 squats.

My legs were shaking soooo bad. Feel that pain you damn thunder thighs, feel the pain!!!

Tonight I am doing 130 squats plus a burpee, ab and plank challenge. FML.

I want muscles and I don't want to lose my curves.

I love my curves. Just not the rolls ;)

Here is what I am doing: