Jack & Holly's Finish the sentence Linkup



1. If calories didn't count, I would eat...like the TRUE O-BEAST that lives inside of my bottomless pit of a stomach.

2. On my Prom night...I didn't get preggo!!! I was ALREADY preggo...lame...and it wasn't even MY prom night, it was the baby daddy's prom night.

3. When I go to the store, I always buy...the most random stuff. While in WalMart, I bought a watch, that I WON'T wear, a tank top that I already have, an ice cream cone, a cup, oh and tongs...NOT THONGS, but tongs...Don't ask me why...I don't know myself...

4. Family functions typically...only happen at funerals...if your even invited. Sad but true. My family is CRA CRA && STUBBORN as hell.

5. I think my blog readers...are awesome! Thank you for putting up with my CRA CRA shit. ;)

6. I'd much rather be...a filthy rich housewife with fake giant boobs with the pool boy fanning me...what?! A girl can dream!

7. I have an obsession with...PINTEREST, Kate Middleton, Paris, and FOOD!!!! Hence the fat ass that waves back!

8. My work friends... think I am one CRA CRA Whician (that is white and mexican blended together...your welcome). I do what I want, and whenever I please.

9. When I created my Facebook account... I actually had my bestie set it up for me. Ain't nobody got time fo' that!!!

10. My least favorite word is... Rural...Who the F can even say that without their damn lips liking all messed up?!

11. I really don't remember...what the F I did yesterday...I have a HORRIBLE memory nowadays.

12. Justin Bieber...needs to stop acting like a lil gangster. He is white and he is 12. STOP.

So everyone go to Where we can live like Jack & Sally and LINK UP!!!

I might be posting more today, so who knows!!! Follow me, and you'll find out.

Have a great day!!!

What What What What...What What What....

What's Up skinny bitches!!

Ahhh!!

I've been MIA, and I had this shit scheduled in my calendar!

WTF?!

Anywho, I just been wanting to say out of the "public eye" for a little bit.

By "public eye" I mean the nosey ass people who find me somewhat interesting...hello 7 readers ;P

So I am getting close to 65 posts, so I am thinking of doing a giveaway. Anyone have any ideas what it should be too?

Workout stuff? Food? Ideas please!!!

So I AM GOING TO WORKOUT!!!

I NEED TO WORKOUT!!

I HAVE TO WORKOUT!!

I have about a month before I go to CA and meet my future husband!

This fatty needs to become a skinny.

And how am I going to do so you ask?!

By chugging...

Jamba Juice. You f'ing pervs...

And with Latina Party in a BOX!!!

WHOOP WHOOP!!

ahaha

lame.

And is it just me or does the "free" hand weights look like dildos?

And the girls on the back of the box are having a party with them!!!

Yeah!!

That's my kind of party, can't wait to whip out these pink hand weights/dildos!!

Anywho bitches, I have to go back to working hard or hardly working at work.

Love y'all!

WTF did I get myself into?!?!

Ok so I've already told y'all I planned my wisdom teeth (all 4 btw) to be removed on Thursday after work.

Now let me just say this in the easiest way...

THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS.

I've given birth to 2 healthy babies, and the teeth removal hurt more than fucking labor.

I was not planning on that.

If I would have known how much pain I would be in I would have had them knock me the fuck out with some happy gas!

And of course I have pics of how hideous I look while recovering. Blah.

I finally had a "full" meal today for the first time since Thursday.

I had eggs and extremely soft potatoes for breakfast this morning.

After I was done eating, my head hurt soooo back from all the chewing (that's what he said).

So I had Jamba Juice for lunch today.

And I have a yogurt for later.

Awesome.

As for the recovery time, I got to sleep, sleep, and sleep.

Let me just say, it was FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Also I lost 5 pounds from not being able to chew, and had nothing but mushy food.

As for work.

Ugh I am annoyed by everything that changed with me being off for a day...

So now their moving around positions, which I have work extremely hard to get to begin with.

Also now I come in at 6am...

So now I have to wake up between 3:30-4am....

If you know me personally, you know I am NOT A MORNING PERSON.

My team here at work were like, how did you get here early this morning.

I wish I could say that it's because I'm a badass, but I think it was from catching up on some zzzz's over the weekend. Now tomorrow is another story.

Well my lunch break is almost over so I have to start wrapping this up (that's what he said).

I had my fave guy from Yuma, AZ come visit me over the weekend.

He totally surprised me!!

He has been one of my BFFs for almost 6 years now.

It was REALLY great to see him, and it was extremely nice of him to come and check on me while I was feeling like crap.

Well it's time to go!!

Random pic time!

Love ya!

Pity Party for 1 Please.

So.

I have been MIA.

All alone (wishful thinking).

Trying to get my head on straight.

Right now is tough.

Too many things going on in my life, and I truly NEED/HAVE to slooooooowww down.

Working 2 jobs with 2 kids, taking care of my mom, and getting fat is tough! OK?!

I just need a break ASAP!!!

So I figured out how to take a break.

I scheduled to have my wisdom teeth taken out on Thursday, and took off Friday and Saturday from work.

AWESOME FUCKING IDEA huh?!

Um not. But this is the only thing I can do to get multiple days off in a row.

Given I've been working 7 days a week for the past 4 months.

This bitch about to blow her mind...Thats' what he said ;)

So I'm stocking up on movies and soup for the weekend.

And hoping to Baby Jesus in a Tuxedo shirt that I lose weight from that shit.

Also I am going to have Friday as my day off from people. My kiddos will be at school all day!

I'll have about 9 hours allllllll to myself and that my skinny bitches sounds like a perfect amount of time for a nap :D

Also I've started my diet AGAIN...

Check myfitnesspal app ;)

I got a massage on Saturday, which was amazing until she said something that my doc thinks I have...

Fibro...

I am really scared that I have that.

Granted I know many who have this condition, but not as young as I.

Hopefully I'll know for sure soon.

It's just in talks right now...not going to worry about it until I get a YES.

Well bitches I'm done with this pity party of 1, I'm ready to rock out with my guac out!

Chips & guac that is! Jeez you filthy horny bastards! ;O ahaha

I have to go back to work. blah.

Adios.



Emotional Eater.

That is what I am.

So I stopped at Carl's Jr before work and ordered, and ordered, and ordered.

Right now I am in a REALLY dark spot in my life.
Normally I don't talk to people about what is going on.
And I am going to continue to do so.
I am just extremely unhappy right now.
And nothing seems to go right.

So I eat, when I am going through a hard time.
And right now, I am just eating non stop.
NO BUENO!!!

Hopefully this hard time passes quickly, because my FAT clothes are starting to get tight :(
And I have CA in less than 2 months away. NO BUENO.

Get yo' shit together girl!!
Snap out of that rut!

Ugh.

So obviously I didn't start using myfitness pal app yesterday...FAIL.

Oh fucking well.

Let me get my shits together!!!

Well life sucks, so I am going to continue to die slowly inside while working today!

Hope you have a better day than I am rocking!

Late bitches!

Projectile Vomiting.

That is how I spent my night last night.

In a parking lot.

Outside of Olive Garden.

During the dinner rush.

FML.

So much for trying to have a somewhat "nice" family dinner, with my cra cra mexican kiddos.

What's annoying is when people ask and you tell them what's going on they get grossed out. Especially moms. Now don't get me wrong, but did we not go through baby puke, shit and pee everywhere, the messes of potty training, and your going to fucking get grossed out by my vomit. Fuck off. Your ridiculous.

Anywho I feel better now that all my guts are missing. :)

So today I spent stuffing my dick sucking hole with fatty food to make up for what I lost yesterday.
And no it wasn't a fucking great idea. I'm laying on my couch, like a beach whale stuck on the beach.  except I have pillows that are going flat as I type this.

Which brings me to my next random topic.
I'm starting to count calories...tomorrow.
Follow my shit on myfitnesspal app.
Estefanie1102
Hold me accountable.

I HAVE to start losing weight.
CA is just around the corner!
& even though I'm happy about my bestie losing over 100 pounds. Bitch. I was always the thinner one. And now I'm not.
My bestie doesn't know but I'm jealous of the way she looks!
It's amazing on how far she has come!
She only has 19 more pounds to lose, then she'll be at her goal.
Whatev. I still hate love her ;)
I've already told her all this shit, except the jealous part. Something women have issues admitting...

Well I have to go shopping, to make myself feel better, than realize I don't fit in anything, which will lead to some form of ice cream.

Random pic time!

Night skinny bitches!

&&I've joined the scentsy bandwagon! I'm excited!

The moon on the way to work.

 Under there somewhere is my little man. Ahaha

slow down.

So much has happened within about 3 days, I think maybe it's a sign to slow down. 

I started taking diet pills that make me feel like I'm crack. 

Everything seems to be moving in slow motion or maybe it's just me moving to fast. Idk. 

My princess lost her first tooth!!!

HUGE milestone bitches! 

I don't want my babies growing up this fast :(

It kinda sucks that I don't have "someone" to share this shit with. 

Maybe some day soon...

And I burnt my leg on Friday night while serving. 

Fucking snowbirds and their damn fucking coffee can suck my hypothetical dick. 

I haven't been working out. 

Well I've  been lifting free weights in my house. 

Better than nothing I suppose. 

I've got to spend much needed time with my princess. 

Since I burnt my leg it hurts to move around a lot, so I took my princess to get our nails done. So we can just sit and relax. :)

Also the plans to CA are starting to be planned :)

Can't fucking wait! 

Well I have to start getting ready for work. 

Let's see how this goes...

And of course the random pics ;)