Pear shaped mama: Becoming a MILF...

Is hard. Not only do you have to work your ass to get a nice ass, but you have to be sexy all the damn time. What if I want to wear pjs to walmart like everyone else in this population?! I mean I am just picking up a gallon of milk! Jeez. Can't catch a break. Anywho, MILF status is hard. Yes you can have a nice face, but what about everything else?! I mean, turn on those damn lights when it's time to shake and bake baby! A pretty face can only go so far. I'm not trying to be mean whatsoever, but I am trying to be realistic. It's a sad judgemental world, and yes I am VERY judgemental...of myself. I can't go past a mirror without picking what I should "focus" on during my workouts, what I would change once I marry Ryan Gosling, or a plastic surgeon. Like I said sad. Now before you judge me, NO, I do not mention any of this to my daughter. I do however incorporate her in some of my workouts. Such as yoga, swimming, running with the dog, etc, because I want her to grow up knowing what a healthy lifestyle is. That is REALLY important to me, for her to learn. =]

So basically I am determine to be a damn MILF, even if I look like a dying whale after each of my workouts. I want to be really fit by my bday, because this (future) hot MILF will be in Vegas to celebrate my 21st bday...again. ahaha ;]

So yesterday I ran 2.5 miles!!! It was amazing! Normally I only run about 2 miles or less but I don't know what came over me. I pushed myself to get to 2.5, I wanted to see the 2.5, I NEEDED to see 2.5, to show myself I have approved, that I am capable of achieving simple goals that stand for sooo much more. Once I stopped running I was dizzy as hell, felt like I was going to pass out, breathing like a fat piece of lard watching porn, and sweating like a whore in confession, but damn did I feel great about that run! I know it's not a big deal to people who run like 13 miles for "fun", but it's a big deal to me considering just 3 weeks ago, I couldn't even run a mile without stopping 53 times, so this is a huge milestone for me! After the run, I went home, got my daughter and I dressed to go swimming, and had a great workout in the pool for 45 mins. So yes today I felt the soreness and it's AH-MAZING!!

I seriously cannot wait until my workout tonight. I don't know if I'll do 2.5 miles today or more, we shall see, but all I know is that I am working my ass off to get a nice ass to be a MILF!

Before the epic workout.